Labor Day in L.A

Ok, ok, ok.... I know its been AGES since I last posted. But it's really not my fault! My wireless has been down at home, and I've been unable to post any images to my Blog. I figured, not pics no post.

So I finally broke down last night and hooked up my computer to the internet with old-school tactics: plugging in.

So... Here are some images from my trip to Cali. Since I'm at work, I figured I should stop wasting company time - so I'm keeping this short.

I'll be back later today with more images and a story to tell you. =)

Riani






Local poses as closet tourist with friendly northern neighbor


Last thursday I got an impromptu phone call from the past. Fellow JIS Dragon Mitch Petovello was in town for a week, and suddenly eights years of silence between us was broken. It's amazing how fast time flies by, and as I get older, it seems to get faster.

For those of you who haven't visited Seattle, I would highly recommed it during the summer time. There are many many, wonderful sights and sounds to experiance. Additionally, since you know me, you have the added benefit of a local guide. =)


FREEMONT

I foolishy gave Mitch both the keys to my apartment and my cell phone during his trip here. He was always hopelessely lost, and I had a phone at work to use, plus Andrew and I always carpooled home together.

Yet, on a Friday night I found myself stranded with no keys and no phone. Locked out of my own abode. Mitch was at a wedding, and Andrew went down south to hang out with his father. I found myself sleeping on a friends couch until midnight, when Andy came to rescue me.

Note to self: Make spare keys for guests.

Anyway, Saturday morning we go to Fremont to see the troll under the bridge. But since there were many MANY tourist people with the same idea, we hit a little cafe for some outdoor alfresco lunch....

Fremont is quite the charming Seattle neighborhood. Home to the hippies and organic gurus, it's well known for its electic shops, exclusive boutiques and specialty restaurants. There's an outdoor movie theater for warm summer nights and fun and funky nightclubs for after the credits.

After lunch we return to see the Fremont troll, which lives under the bridge on Troll Ave. He's the same Troll you see in Ten Things I Hate About You, and just as cool. He's a lot huger than you would imagine, as his eyeball is as big as my head. Hehehehe.



Here's Mitch by the VW Bug that the troll has in left hand. Did you know that Fremont once wanted to succeed from Seattle and become it's own city? Or that they wanted to paint the bridge pink? They have the Freemont fair once a year as well, with lots of parades of naked people along with good food and music.

It makes it impossible to get in and out of the area though, since Fremont is accessible mostly through side streets.




GREENLAKE

From the Troll Mitch and I decide to take a walk - to burn off the roasted chicken salad and Spicy Chicken Wrap we had for lunch. I take him to Greenlake, a beautiful park full of trees, waddling ducks and gorgeous water.

Greenlake is great because there's always something going on. This weekend there's a rowing ragatta going on - a couple of soccer games and lots of volleyball action. There's plenty of people watching to do, and the 2.88 miles around the lake is long enough for some serious "walk talk". Some of my local friends like to pick out which couples they think are on their first date - since the lake seems to be a popular spot for budding romances.


View of the lake from our starting point - I usually like to go clockwise starting at the most popular part of the lake... Where the football feilds, basketball courts and volleyball courts are.


The was a huge rowing tournament going on, teams from all over the world were present. The greatest part was that most of the people rowing were normal people. They were mothers in their 40's, grandfathers in their 60's, kids cheering on their older sisters... There were ripped rowers, and others not in perfect shape. It made me realize these people are out there becuase they really, truly love the sport. And I have tremendous respect for that.



















We saw some interesting things this time around - which included a pretty cool cow-kite that was flapping in the breeze, as well as a not-so-cool old-man-in-a-speedo sighting.

EWWWWWWW.


The guy was walking in front of us, and we needed to overtake him, or else we would have ended up staring the whole time.... And that would have been waaaay too traumatic.

Mitch was good at playing papaazzi was the camera, although he did say he tried to close his eyes while shooting the images.

Along the lake there were also other fun things to explore, such as the lazy ducks hanging out under the shaded lagoons, or the interesting signs such as the one below.



So, after our long walk we head home to regroup. Mitch takes a shower (he smells like a boy) and I change clothes a million times and contemplate wearing heels for the rest of the day, or flipflops. Thankfully, my sane side wins, and flip flops it is!

PIKE PLACE MARKET


Here are some wonderful images of us and Seattle's
most famous pig from Pike Place Market. Why a pig? Well... Here's the blurb from the actual Pike Place Market website.

Rachel
Rachel, the Market's bronze piggybank, has been bringing in the bacon for the Market Foundation since the Market's 79th birthday in 1986. People from all over the world feed Rachel with pennies, quarters, checks, pesos, lira, yen, and rials, contributing $6,000 to $9,000 to the Market Foundation each year.

Rachel weighs in at 550 pounds and was created by Georgia Gerber, a sculptor living on Whidbey Island, Washington. She was named after a real 750-pound pig named Rachel, the 1985 winner of the Island County Fair. Rachel's favorite holiday is March 1, National Pig Day.

Anyway, Rachel got even more famous after the pigs on parade benefit for the market place which happened in 2001. Basically, the city had artists create all sorts of personalized pigs and had local businesses sponsor each one... they were displayed all over the city and then auctioned off for charity at the end of the summer. It was quite fantastic to see. You can read more about that at www.pigsonparade.org.

There is a wonderful story on the website as well that I would love to quite here - for those of you who are a little romantic at heart...

What a Story!

Throughout the summer of 2001, pig fans called and wrote us about their favorite pigs and favorite pigs stories. One of our favorites was the following - what pig romanticism!

"About 1 year ago, I met a man named Trey online - he was commissioned in the US Navy and was going to move to the Seattle area soon. We emailed back and forth a few times and as soon as he moved to the area we talked on the phone and agreed to meet in person. One of the few distinct and fairly easy-to-get-to places in Seattle I could think of to meet was at the "bronze pig" in the Pike Place Market. So a date was set and we agreed to meet in person for the first time at Rachel.

Trey, being a romantic type, remembered from an episode of Crocodile Hunter how the croc hunter and his wife had a photo of the first time they ever met, and thought how cool it would be if he had a picture of the first moment he met his future wife. Going on faith and a strange feeling, he brought his camera planning on having some random passer-by snap a picture of us at the pig. Fortunately I persuaded my mom to drop me off (after all, I was meeting a strange man and didn't want to go alone) so she was there to take the picture of us the moment we met, with Rachel in the center.

Trey and I hit it off and soon began dating seriously. A little over six months later, Trey and I celebrated our "anniversary" at Place Pigalle, a romantic little restaurant just behind the pig at the Pike Place Market. Trey proposed that night and we took another picture with Rachel just after becoming engaged. Trey and I decided then that at every landmark occasion in our relationship (marriage, anniversaries, birth of children, etc.) we would take a picture with Rachel and collect a series of photos of us at the Pike Place Pig.

Meanwhile, the Pigs on Parade event occured and I thought how coincidental it was that there were replicas of Rachel all over the greater Seattle area, reminding me and Trey of our special meeting place. With our wedding fast approaching this 1st of December, I HAD to figure out a way to get a pig for Trey as a surprise. I wrote to the market foundation asking if there were any "naked" pigs left that I could get so I could decorate it myself for Trey, but then I found out that many of them would be auctioned off on Ebay and realized that would probably be the surest means of procuring a pig.

So on October 14th I raced home from church, fiercely determined to win a pig. I didn't have much money, but I figured this may be the only opportunity I'd ever have to acquire a lifesize Rachel replica. I locked myself in the computer room with a double tall latte and started bidding away. About an hour and a half and many prayers later, my shout of success resonated all through the house when I was the high bidder on "Patchwork Piggy."

Trey knew I was up to something the whole time...sharp little cookie that he is, it didn't take him long to figure out what I had purchased. So much for surprising him on our wedding day! He was totally excited and amazed though and can't wait to display our pig at the wedding and tell everyone the tale behind it (no pun intended). Now our only concern is finding a house with space enough for both us, and our 7-foot long pig!

Anyway, that's the short of it. Thanks for making a few special replicas of Rachel - I'm more than delighted to be the lucky owner of one!"

Mary Votava

The original starbucks in Pike Place Market still has their pig, and it's hanging over their front door. He's made of coffee beans and he's half inside a roasting canvas sack.

Which reminds me... Going back to our story about two JIS dragons on holiday... Mitch and I went into the original starbucks for some roasted beans for him to take back to canada, and the place was PACKED. I remember now why I don't usually go their. The guy behind the counter asked for our names, and Mitch even had to spell out his name for him. Here's how he ended up spelling M-I-T-C-H.

The market is quite an amazing place.. But our day was quickly losing day light, so we ended up walking down to the dock to go for a ferry ride. Words of wisdom for you folks, there are boat trips that you can take down at the docks which will cost you a pretty penny... But don't be fooled by the state ferry system. The boats are large, have ample space on board and you can come and goes as you please. An hour and 15 minute joy ride will set you back $6.50 each, and will give you a chance to hang out with the locals. As you can see below, the views of the city and the sound (it's what we call our body of water) are spectacular! Mitch and I ended up takinig a million photos, while watching some teenage kids walk around the boat 22 times before we docked on Bainbridge Island.

Here's Mitch and I on the top deck of the Ferry, watcing all the Sea Hawk fans get ready for the big game. The big black tower you see behind me is where I work, so I'm pretty close to the docks and the market.


Since Mitch and I lucked out and got the perfect ferry ride to enjoy the sunsets, we took advantage of that and shot lots of photos. There was a bomb dog on board sniffing around, and the officers handling him said the dog really loved his job since he always got lots of attention. Apprently, he's such a ham around the ladies. I think though, that most dogs are.


Overall, having Mitch around was wonderful. I was able to be myself, let my guard down and hang out with someone whose only become more mature and sweet as time has passed. He reminded me of where I came from, and where I'm headed... Most of all, I learned that no matter what, even if you haven't seen each other in eight long bloody years, you can pick up right where you left off, just like it was yesterday.

A Picnic From A to Z

For those of you who don't know, I'm an Amazonian. No - not a beautiful tall dark woman from a strong tribal background, something more accurate would be a member of a dorky tribe of Software Development Engineers and Retail Buyers. As far as I know, none of the women I work with have cut off their right breast so that they could hunt better with a bow and arrow. We are a pretty proud and rambunctious crowd though, and once a year we get together in the mountain meadows for a little R&R. And for those of you who don't know...

AMAZON.COM SELLS MORE THAN JUST BOOKS.


The day started off well enough, with a short 40 minute drive to Mountain Meadows in North Bend... Don't ask me where the hell that is, I'm usually sitting in the passenger seat paying no attention to the road ahead. Overall, it was a so-so day. Mother Nature was PMSing pretty good, so it was 5 minutes of sun, a drizzle, over cast coldness, sun again... All day. Ironic, since it had been blazing hot and sunny for the past two weeks before hand. Sucks to be us, whoever checked the weather forecast checked wrong damnit!

One of the major events at the company picnic is Broomball. I watched many Amazonians participate in Broomball, which, if you haven't heard of, is quite an amusing game. It basically consists of a very large inflatable ball - the kind you see people doing exercises on at the gym and brooms that have been taped up with duct-tape. The whole idea is to get the ball past the enemies goal line. Easy said - but hard to do. Apparently, in past years there have been some serious injuries - broken bones and the like from high-sticking. But this year, thankfully no one got hurt (at least that I know of).

The team that eventually won the tournament was a team of interns. Which begs the question - which skills ultimately landed them their internship? Hmmm... I can see the interview questions already...

"What is a hash table is and what are its pros and cons concerning data storage?"
"Did you play any sports in college, especially Hockey, Lacrosse or Football?"
"What is an abstract function?"
"How would you find the nth to last element in a linked list?"
"How would you describe your personal fitness goals?
"Are you aggressive?"

It's only a weak theory now, but look out for the coming years. We'll have all-American SDE's and dubious DBA's training at 6 am in December for the big game in July. All of it, of course, is worth the prospects of eternal glory at the company picnic.



Ahh, so away from conspiracy theory and back to reality. Here's Richard Moore (Known to the world as Ricmoo, to me as Moomoo) and I enjoying some yummy watermelon. Did you know that watermelon has the same tinsel strength as human skin? It makes really good targets for practice if you, ugh… want to be a stealth Ninja.

Anyway, Moomoo has become quite famous at Amazon, and all for a little tool he built for our internal phone tool. Basically, his tool allows you to see the pictures and names of the past 10 people that have looked you up. Can you image having a list of the people who googled you? THAT would be very impressive.



Here's Beryl my sister-in-law to be... She's an import from the land of the frozen north, born to descendents of the Ottoman Empire... She's err, a Turkish Canadian. Anyway, I used to work one floor down for her (so I could go bug her all the time) but now I'm in a different building across town. She's the brave soul marrying my step-brother Tim... After their non-wedding next week, she'll officially be my sister. Well, my step-sister-in-law. (Sister sounds better)


There are lots of pictures of me with this one specific silly face. I'm thinking I should do a blog entry of that one day... And for you football fans out there, I have no idea who the Cavaliers are. I was cold so I borrowed a warm jersey. I could care less about the Gladiator sport.



My step-brother Tim and Moomoo, enjoying themselves waaaay too much. Tim works for Microsoft, he stepped over to the dark side.


So, that's it for now. Hopefully I have more fun stuff tomorrow... Take care of yourselves!

Captain Crush


Perhaps one of the funnest (yeah bad grammer! Dad eat your heart out!) things I love to do is play - whether it be doodling, picking fights with guys 3 times my size or taking power walks around my building to get my blood pumping.

Making jello, finger painting and play-doh are also high up on the list... And sometimes the results are quite impressive. Here's one of my get-your-fingers dirty sessions with a play mate a couple years ago. I totally forgot about it, but I must say, it's pretty awesome! We made Captain Crush and the bouquet of flowers for his girlfriend... The gun was to ward off all the other suitors that kept bothering her. He he he.

*Ahem* Alright, back to this being-adult mumbo-jumbo. Recess over. Posted by Picasa

Vancouver Day Trip


This weekend I decided to tag along on Andrew's business trip to Canada. Since I was free, I figuered an impromptu day-trip to the frozen north would be a fun alternative to sitting around the house complaining about the lack on adventure in my life... The frozen north was actually suprizingly pleasent (please examine exhibit A, a spectacular view from Stanley Park of the Lion's Gate Bridge.

We left early in the morning, meaning 9:10am - or more like 9:30 after pleading guilty to a McDonald's breakfast.. And again we swore we would never do it again. We marvelled at the rolling hills, the lakes, the ample trees and the mountains. We saw a quaint little lake community where we thought we should buy a house - provided we could pay for gas on our daily seaplane commute into Seattle. Ahhhh... that would be the life.

Anyway, over the border and through the woods - we found oursleves in Vancouver, city of, Asians. I counted 21 Mercs BEFORE we made it into the city center and traffic was also laced with plenty of BMW's, Audi's, Jag's and the occasional Ferrari. Quite fun to watch. But the BEST car HANDS down was this one - a vintage tree-hugging hippie VW Bug. It was decked out in flowers, fountains and calming quotes about freedom and spirituality. Go Canada, eh!



Venture down the road a little more, and there is a strange arctectural sculpture that has been the venue for photo shoots before... Except this time it wasn't January, and I wasn't dressed in a Parka and gloves. The weather totally changes the lighting, and our beloved red spring was a great place for us to sit, flirt and soak in the sunshine. For those of you who want to visit this magical red spring, its across the street from the Starbucks... Ummm, that won't help. It's across the street from the MAC makeup store (which is next to a Starbucks) right in the core of downtown Vancouver on Robson St. Look for protestors for whatever cause, and you're probably in the right place.


Ok, so you knew the corny couple's picture was coming up. But you know what? Screw you. Worse comes to worse, we break up, and we're back to square one - Best friends who love to argue for the hell of it. I think that deserves a cool picture of us with the Lion's Gate Bridge in the background. What you can't see, is that couple a couple (he he he) of stairs below us, with their tongues down each other's throats. At least we're not *that* bad.



So, the night ended with us inevitably getting lost trying to find the restuarant we had made reservations at. Having grown up knowing how to abuse the system, we had stopped by a five-star hotel to ask for directions and to get reservations. Getting reservations through places like these is ALWAYS a good idea - they usually skip you through the line and give you a cool map with arrows to show you the way. =)

So we made it to our restaurant, called The Banana Leaf, which has THE BEST FOOD IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. It's a malay-style restaurant with all the comfort food I crave. I even eat with my hands there, and surprize surprize, no one looks at me funny. We eat Roti Cenai (a yummy bread with curry sauce), sambal greenbeans, red snapper in a carmelized ginger and Kecap Manis sauce and tiger prawns. I am full and satisfied as we leave, with me bent over clutching my sides because I ate too much.

So, homeward we go... Waving goodbye to our friendly northern neighbors and hoping our traffic never gets as bad as theirs.

Douche La Rouche

I found this very amusing story in my university e-mail box... I thought I would share it with you all. It's from a good friend of mine from college, a sweet and sassy boy named Kevin. Here it is.


Please insert favorite southern baptist preacher or jimmy swaggart-like
affect here)

I just came from my friend Ashley's apt on the ave. As I arrived I noticed two Larouche tables, one on each corner, with the usual swarming cretins. I was lucky in that I didn't get harassed on account of being on the phone. Her apt window is right above the ave, looking down on both tables. I remembered our water balloon fight yesterday in the park and asked her if
she had any more. She did, and it was ON my friends.

We first sent a few 'warning shots', which actually hit one of the guys. I then sent a paper airplane with the following messages, one on each side: "the people of this community feel it's time to give back to Larouche and his little minions"; "looks like all you have to throw back is your bullshit ideas". Once it was clear they had read the messages, it was on yet again.
This time we were a bit off but managed to land one or two.

Then they called the fucking cops, obviously missing the point entirely...it's hot out, we were just trying to cool them off...the community giving back to Larouche and all that. I mean
really, if I'd sent piss in those balloons, and god knows they got THAT coming, then I can see calling the cops, but for water? Please. So we took off. Out the secret back entrance, and walked right past them on the sidewalk, multiple times, just to see if they'd recognize us. After awhile,
we went back into her house to grab some shit and head back out when we got the idea...how about we throw water balloons at the Larouche tools...?

It was like the idea was reborn friends. So we went into her place, kept the lights off as we could see them watching for us, filled up some balloons, and went two apartments down to a vacant unit, which just happened to have a wide open window (providence friends?), and lobbed forthwith. This time both of my shots were fucking on target, one getting a couple of them wet and one landing smack dab on a stack of their silly publications (they always have a HUGE stack, which is funny by itself now that I think of it). We took off, out the same secret entrance and took a walk.

Later, when we returned, we walked by and listened to their preposterous singing. At that moment we were caught by the realization that we had somehow struck a blow for college students and passersby everywhere...to all of you who have been stopped and accosted with whining drivel about Cheney and the spawn of satan and something about super trains in the sky and the beast man, and a revolution by kids who don't even vote...well, we felt we acted on your behalf and only wish that you bless these deeds for we were happy to have risked great peril in service of such a noble cause.

I hope you all are all you, well.
Peace. Kevin.

Summers In Seattle

Flowers a-bloom on the University of Washington campus

Whenever people hear me mention that I live in Seattle, they are always quick to respond, "Oh, it rains there a lot, right?" My usual reply to them is "Oh yeah, all the time. Buckets and buckets, it's gloomy and cold most the year."

Of course, as any Seattleite would know, I'm lying through my teeth, and for perfectly good reason. We want you people to stop moving here, so that locals like me may finally afford to purchase a home.

In actuality, Seattle has some of the most beautiful summers of anywhere I've ever been (and trust me, I've been around the block). It's constantly around 75-80 degrees with little to no humidity, and a gentle breeze coming off the water (which we have in every direction). Our summers don't usually start until late July, and push all the way to early September. Summers that consist of boating activities, festivals, camping and hiking... Or, if you're more like me, ferry rides across the sound, late night coffee in an outdoors cafe and walks around Greenlake.

But the rain, you ask? What about the rain? Alright - so I admit it does rain here and it does get overcast and gloomy. New York and Chicago statistically get more then we do though, the difference being that our rains 'mist' for days (and weeks as we saw last winter).
But that's what we have coffee shops for, how do you think Starbucks got so popular?

So that's my two-cents on my beloved city. So please come and visit, I would love to have you. Just make sure you have a return ticket.